hyrulewarriorszelda:

spearmintadnade:

so 5 out of the 6 announced playable characters in Hyrule Warriors are women

should I make an Ubisoft joke or

no ubisoft is the joke

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guy:

when ur parents introduce u to their friends

image

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personsuit:

broken britain magazine headlines part 2 electric boogaloo

bonus:

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asylum-art:

Stitch Work by Hillary Fayle

the-little-house-of-morons:

cearalucaya:

aquaticslime:

the-little-house-of-morons:

Ok so this is going to sound stupid as shit to most people but holy shit, when I see children/baby clothes I get so confused.  Beyond reasoning.   I even ask things like “why is doll clothes so expensive holy shit’ or “do children actually exist or is this clothing for gnomes?”  I don’t understand.  The tiny clothes, just… THE TINY CLOTHES.  LOOK.  IT’S A WAISTCOAT FOR A 1 YEAR OLD.  WHY IS THIS SO FUNNY TO ME.  It’S A TINy SuiT FOR BABIES.  WHY.
Don’t try to put logic into this.  I KNOW that formal wear is required for like.. weddings, church n shit.  but LOOK AT THE PHOTo.  LOOK AT THE TinY FULL OUTFIT.  IT”sSO FUNNY tO me.

they’re for lITTLE BABY BUSINESS PEOPLE OMFG

V begged for me to add these. I’m so sorry.
"susan, rechedule my 9 o’clock meeting. I just shit my pants."
"Johnny, find out what this peek-a-boo asshole wants. He keeps kidnapping my family and giving them back"
"JERRY. I JUST TOOK A NAP. AND I’M STILL TIRED OF YOUR SHIT."
"LOOK. JOHNSON. PULL THIS OFF, AND YOU’LL BE DRIVING A NEW POWER WHEELS BY NEXT WEEK."
"Don’t try to bullshit me Johnson, I wasn’t born yesterday. I was born four months ago."
"Man, you should see me secretary’s rack. Lunch for DAYS."
"Alright mark, let’s talk numbers. But keep in mine that I can only count to five."
"TELL IAN I’M NOT SIGNING THE AGREEMENT UNTIL HE GIVES ME MY NOSE BACK"
"SUSAN. I’M MEETING THE CEO AT THE AIRPORT. CALL FOR MY TRICYCLE"
"JOHNSON GET IN HERE. I CAN’T EAT THIS WITHOUT THE PLANE SOUND."
"WE NEED TO MEET OUR PUKE QUOTA"
"MOMMY ISN’T STRESSED ENOUGH AND WE’RE HITTING OUR DEADLINE"
"AIDEN. AIDEN. LISTEN TO ME. GIVE ME THE JUICE"
"CLARISEE YOU DON’T UNDERSTAND. I NEED THIS PACIFIER"
"DAMMIT JIMMY I NEED THAT PLAYDATE FOR TOMORROW’

I am
legit in fucking
tears
baby business people ahahahahah

the-little-house-of-morons:

cearalucaya:

aquaticslime:

the-little-house-of-morons:

Ok so this is going to sound stupid as shit to most people but holy shit, when I see children/baby clothes I get so confused.  Beyond reasoning.   I even ask things like “why is doll clothes so expensive holy shit’ or “do children actually exist or is this clothing for gnomes?”  I don’t understand.  The tiny clothes, just… THE TINY CLOTHES.  LOOK.  IT’S A WAISTCOAT FOR A 1 YEAR OLD.  WHY IS THIS SO FUNNY TO ME.  It’S A TINy SuiT FOR BABIES.  WHY.

Don’t try to put logic into this.  I KNOW that formal wear is required for like.. weddings, church n shit.  but LOOK AT THE PHOTo.  LOOK AT THE TinY FULL OUTFIT.  IT”sSO FUNNY tO me.

they’re for lITTLE BABY BUSINESS PEOPLE OMFG

V begged for me to add these. I’m so sorry.

"susan, rechedule my 9 o’clock meeting. I just shit my pants."

"Johnny, find out what this peek-a-boo asshole wants. He keeps kidnapping my family and giving them back"

"JERRY. I JUST TOOK A NAP. AND I’M STILL TIRED OF YOUR SHIT."

"LOOK. JOHNSON. PULL THIS OFF, AND YOU’LL BE DRIVING A NEW POWER WHEELS BY NEXT WEEK."

"Don’t try to bullshit me Johnson, I wasn’t born yesterday. I was born four months ago."

"Man, you should see me secretary’s rack. Lunch for DAYS."

"Alright mark, let’s talk numbers. But keep in mine that I can only count to five."

"TELL IAN I’M NOT SIGNING THE AGREEMENT UNTIL HE GIVES ME MY NOSE BACK"

"SUSAN. I’M MEETING THE CEO AT THE AIRPORT. CALL FOR MY TRICYCLE"

"JOHNSON GET IN HERE. I CAN’T EAT THIS WITHOUT THE PLANE SOUND."

"WE NEED TO MEET OUR PUKE QUOTA"

"MOMMY ISN’T STRESSED ENOUGH AND WE’RE HITTING OUR DEADLINE"

"AIDEN. AIDEN. LISTEN TO ME. GIVE ME THE JUICE"

"CLARISEE YOU DON’T UNDERSTAND. I NEED THIS PACIFIER"

"DAMMIT JIMMY I NEED THAT PLAYDATE FOR TOMORROW’

I am

legit in fucking

tears

baby business people ahahahahah

(via clear-moaning)

temariart:

Thorston twins from HTTYD with Thor :)

temariart:

Thorston twins from HTTYD with Thor :)

batfan557:

"The History of the Batfamily, as told by Barbara Gordon"

Batgirl #15 (2009)

Written by Bryan Q. Miller

Art by Dustin Nguyen, Derek Fridolfs, and Guy Major

Cover by Dustin Nguyen

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oknope:

sorry your password must contain the entire alphabet, your left foot, a theme song to a television show, and the blood of your enemies 

(via dutchster)

lady-carswell:

me too, aoba

lady-carswell:

me too, aoba

(Source: konoerogaki, via fourangers)

ninetyninesomething:

NO. STOP. WHY CAN’T I BE GOOD AT MAKE UP?

(Source: kivalicious, via fourangers)

simplyringrose:

We don’t need European fairy tales retold with dark-skinned characters

We need non-European fairy tales being told

Race-bending isn’t the answer here

Realizing that there are children who have non-European heritages and cultures who need their own stories being given representation is the answer

(via fourangers)

officialwhitegirls:

monobeartheater:

this was my desktop background in 2004 it’s just a guy riding a long motorcycle with the motorcycle photoshopped out

actual picture of me after chipotle

officialwhitegirls:

monobeartheater:

this was my desktop background in 2004 it’s just a guy riding a long motorcycle with the motorcycle photoshopped out

actual picture of me after chipotle

(Source: ultimatepisshead, via dutchster)